Snatch General Election
Run as a candidate for the upcoming General Election

So… with the news that the PM has called a snap general election, we’re giving all (Margaret) Snatchers the chance to run for Parliament. I mean if Donald Trump can win an election in 2016, then you guys certainly can this year.

If you’re reading this post then you’re either intrigued or (understandably) you think that we’ve completely lost it. Either way, here’s the deal…

Our lucky/unfortunate winner will get the chance to choose the constituency that they wish to run for. This is a chance to get your name on the ballot paper on June 8th and help fix our fractured country.

Before breaking out your Sunday best and dusting off your rosettes, we’ll need you to read the T&Cs. This is to make sure that you are eligible to claim your prize, it’s no good the world being your oyster, but having no way to open it… if you know what I mean?

So, remember:

  • You must be over 18 and a British citizen.
  • You must not be in the armed forces, civil service or a member of either Houses of Parliament.
  • Finally, you must not be subject to any bankruptcy restrictions.

20 boxes will be going into Snatch offering the winner the chance to stand as an MP. The right honourable Snatchers will then state their manifesto in a video and a winner will be chosen.

There’s one little, tiny addition that you can do to win a special prize. Nothing too crazy, you just need to change your name to Margret Snatcher… Are you up for it?

This is your chance to kick off your political career. Are you the one who can unite the kingdom?

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